.. in indie-land. The Kooks vs Arctic Monkeys.

Arctic Monkeys frontman Alex Turner visited a The Kooks concert, and started pulling out plugs on The Kooks singer Luke Pritchard’s guitar-pedals. He, on his turn, kicked Turner in the face.

Pritchard: “I tried to patch things up with Alex recently but he just turned his back and walked away. I suppose they are quite arrogant.”

Arctic Monkeys fan-reaction: “Sorry Luke, you’ll just have to deal with always being in Alex’s shadow.”

It’s almost like Noel Gallagher vs Damon Albarn, only now with two gay bands.