Last year, Yahoo made a list of the 10 worst music videos of 2010. That list wasn’t nearly good enough, so we made a better one (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4).
Yahoo also made their list for the 10 worst music videos of 2011. It turns out to be a better list than last year. We also had Alternate Reality, Money Boy and Tonje Langeteig on our longlist, but unfortunately they got too much views in a week, so we had to skip them.

Anyway, like anybody cares. Here’s part one of our top 40 worst videos of 2011!

40. Henk Bernard – Tranen Zijn Niet Alleen Om Te Huilen

Henk Bernard states that ‘Tears Are Not Just For Crying’, because you can also use them to heal your wounds. Like wounds that you get from listening to shit songs. That’s probably why he’s very sentimental in this video.

39. Ken Dahl – Both Of U

A bisexual R’n'B singer singing about err… bisexuality. It’s great that he tries to make a statement, but his attempt at making a ‘sexy’ video is pretty hilarious. It’s about as sexy as Ken Dahl’s sunglasses.

38. Der Randfichten – Neinerlaa

This list wouldn’t be complete with some Deutsche Schlagers. You know it. We know it. This one’s about eeeerrrrr… cooking, actually.

37. 人格ラヂオ「猫飯」ダンスＰＶ

The missing link between cat videos, Japanese dancing chicks, cooking, and eating a sausage. If you know the underlying meaning, please tell us.

36. Keedy Black – Hammer

Keedy Black is definitely not a whore. She doesn’t write slutty lyrics at all. Neither is the chorus to this song FUCKING ANNOYING.

35. Michael Kontaxis (ft. Casey McQuillen, Ricky Marcotte, Charlie Danner, Khalil Flemming, Kevin Graber & Jeb Roberts) – The Andover Song

For half a minute, you think the autotuned asshole is taking the piss. But a minute in, you know they’re dead serious. They really love their Andover College. Where a teacher is the most bad-ass rapper. The worst thing? The song lasts 8 minutes.

34. Los Tarantulas – El Celular

Now, look at this pearl from the latin-scene! A song about cellphones. Set on a brilliant background of beautiful visuals.

33. Angelino – Ce La Vie

He didn’t mean c’est la vie, right? Right? Please tell us he didn’t mean c’est la vie?

32. Ismial Shah – Rasha Janana Mast

Wow, that moustache! If someone has a moustache like that, he deserves respect.

31. Heart2Heart – Facebook Official

How come Yahoo missed this video? This is heart2heart. The group name stands for the connection they want to have with their fans across the world. It consists of Chad Future (role: leader), KX (role: choreographer), Brayden (role: sub-rapper, actor), Nico (role: youngest) and Pretty Boi Pete (role: swag general).

Check back tomorrow for part two of the Top 40 worst music videos of 2011!