Yesterday, we started with our Top 40 worst video of 2011. But there’s more! Here’s part two with German gangstah’s to Chinese karaoke to picking up chicks in Wallmart. You ready?
30. Mördan & TripleG – Hiphop ist unser Leben
29. 행운을 잡으세요 – 가수 고은아 뮤직비디오
We have no idea where this woman comes from. We have no idea what she’s singing. We have no idea what is up. At all.
28. John van Bergen – Mijn Allergrootste Passie
Sometimes the YouTube comments are as brilliant as the video itself. A comment about John van Bergen’s song about his biggest passion (his car): “He’s so proud of an old stupid car. He probably lended it. First buy a real car, like the AUDI S4 220 PK 3.0 V6 and then you can sing a song as shit as this”.
27. John van Bergen – Rotonde
Alright, one more by John van Bergen. Because we’re such big fans. This time, his biggest passion seems to be a round roundabout where he drives round. If you found a pleonasm anywhere, you can keep it. We don’t need it anymore.
26. Dime Black – Neverending Destruction
Dime Black, also known as metalhead99977, knows he has talent, but he didn’t have the money or the friends to begin a band. So he made a song with only vocals and 1 guitarline. METAAALLL!!
25. JAHA – Fuck The Drugs
Not only do they suggest Kurt Cobain died of drugs. Not only do they let 8 year old children scream ‘fuck drugs’, but they also think that some marching carnivalesque song makes somebody give a shit.
24. Darek Nowicki – Nikt Nie Zmieni Mej Miłośco Do Ciebie
The sea, the shore, an emotional song and a sex bomb. What else do you want?
23. Hukso Odjai – Lao Song ສາວຕານປ່ຽວ – ສຸລິກອນ
Isn’t it great to know that, no matter what country you’re from, there’s shit music everywhere? You’re not alone.
22. DJ Zordon – Golf III
Because in Poland, a real ‘playa’ gets the girls when he picks them up with his Volkswagen Golf and shows ‘em his lifework on a cassette tape. Hit that playbutton DJ Zordon! Keep it old-school!
21. Mr. Ghetto – Walmart
Okay, we’re getting off the internet now. We’re going outside.