We’re back with our Top 40  worst video of 2011. You can find part one here and part two here. Here’s more! We’ve got a Moldavian pedophile and a 9-year-old white girl with SWAG and even a video we couldn’t get past the 1 minute mark!
Here we go!

20. Ligia Oancea ft. Blu Mankuma – Vino (Come)

Oh, too bad for Ligia. She did such a good job. Until Blu Mankuma comes on, and steals the spotlight. Loose that woman Blu. Want to perform on Incubate 2012?

19. Semargl – Tak, Kurwa [NSFW]

Semargl – Tak, Kurwa [Metal] door DonckVII-Uncensored
Rule number 1: is your music shit, go for the titties. Rule number 2: if your music is shit, use simple terms to explain it, like pop-metal.

18. Madison Gray – Girl Swag

So what are you saying? That we can’t play football, because you’re so fucking SWAG? “Keys to my beamer?” You’re fucking 9 years old! You’re not street. You don’t do drugs. You’ve got education. You’re as SWAG as my goldfish. Give me my fucking ball back.

17. Sasha Bognibov ft. G.K. – Nothing Else
Before you watch this video, please know that this Moldovan superstar was excluded from performing on the Eurovision Song Contest, because he made a song called ‘I Love The Girls Of 13 Years Old’. Think about that before you see this creep and the girls walking in the woods. In their lingerie. Blindfolded.

16. Tropical – Polny Kwiat

Fuck yes! We waited a long time for them and now they’re here: the unplugged keyboards!

15. Super Junior ft. Henry & Zhoumi – Santa You Are The One

The American Christmas marketing machine has hit Japan and the most vomit inducing song it created is called ‘Santa, You Are The One’. Because Japanese prettyboys really love Santa. Really.

14. Brkovi ft. Zmaj Od Sipova – Tolerencija

It turns out that Brkovi and Zmaj Od Sipova lost the lyrics to this song. If found, please return them to the hardcore Russian rock n roll scene. Thank you.

13. Los Puntos Del Amor – La Despedida

Wow, amazing special effects ! Like we’re really in space! With real Martians! Awesome!

12. Alexandra Stan – Lollipop

“The female heart is a labyrinth of subtleties, too challenging for the uncouth mind of the male racketeer. If you really want to possess a woman, you must think like her, and the first thing to do is to win over her soul. The rest, that sweet, soft wrapping that steals away your senses and your virtue, is a bonus.” Said Fermín Romero De Torres in The Shadow Of The Wind about women. Read that, then watch this. Where did this girl go wrong?

11. Maruosa Aca – 文化

We have respect for those that make it to the one-minute mark. We couldn’t.
Are you ready? Good luck.

Check back tomorrow for our top 10!