After numbers 40-31 and 30-21 and 20-11, here’s our Top 10! Finally! The best of the best of the worst music videos to be found in the darkest corners of the internet. Enjoy!

10. Tarah New – Alice

“Oh Alice, you poor young thing. Oh Alice, for your soul I sing. Oh Alice, why why why? Oh Alice, did you know you’d die? Your heart once filled with hope and love. Began to beat for only drugs.”
Tarah New has her own, totally not cliché, explanation how Alice got in Wonderland.

9. Ubaid Koorara – Njan Kettiya Perru

You think you’re ready? You’re not. You’re not ready. You think you’re ready for my moves? You think you’re ready? HERE! TAKE THIS! You just got served!

8. Delphin Quichpe – Torres Gemales

If you’re an Ecuadorian superstar, and you want to make it to the US, there’s only thing to do. Make a song that Americans can relate to. We especially love the ‘depressed’ melody line during the entire song

7. Zanger Geert – Kangoeroe

“Listen! Listen! Here comes the singing kangaroo. Listen! Listen! Here comes the singing and swinging kangaroo. Jump! Jump! Oohooh! Kangaroo!” We’ll leave you with that insight.

6. Sandu Ciorba – Adă Mândră Carabina

Just know, that you have never been at a real Balkan party. And we are all not worthy to visit one. Ever. These people are way more awesome than we are.

5. Paul Lica de la Roman-Smechere

…what just happened?

4. Takeo Ischi – New Bibi Hendl

And we reserved some room for one more Schlager. By a Japanese yodelmeister. “And we’re going to take it to the top with some extreme yodeling by Takeo Ischi!”

3. Chris Jiang – 山歌教

We’re not sure what impressed us the most. The moves, the swimwear, or the fact that he doesn’t dare to touch her at 2:08. No, if we have to choose one, it’s the amazing vocal deliveries by this couple.

2. Hans van Berkel – Op Een Terras

Hans is very happy he’s not lonely anymore. That’s what he’s singing. We’re very happy for Hans that he isn’t lonely anymore.

Юрий Руделёв – Звёздочка моя с динозавром

We shall say this: the artist is called Yuri Rudell. The song is called ‘An Asterisk With My Dinosaur’. That’s according to Google Translate, so it’s completely subjective. But we have nothing more to add to this video. This is the worst video we saw this year.